2:17 PM

Boyfriends



The greatest thing to ever happen girls is BOYFRIENDS. We only say this because we don't have husbands yet. anyways. There's just something about have a strapping young man by your side or on the other end of the phone (in katy's case) fulfilling your emotional needs. Every girl has very tender feelings now and then, and there's nothing better than having a boy who cares about you so much there to hold you while you cry or pout or rage. Needless to say, they don't understand our feelings 95% of the time, but they understand that we need them to be there. And quite frankly, I think that's all we can ask for.
Boyfriends are also great for dates. Girls are like crying babies in Sacrament meeting-they should be taken out. We all know it's not all that great to go out with someone who you aren't really interested in. But there's something magical about when your boyfriend plans something extra special and extra cute and makes you feel like a princess. The upside about dates with boyfriends is they include benefits. Not only do you get a free dinner, but you get kisses and hugs and hand holding! oh the joy.
PDA. ew? that's debatable. When your boyfriend grabs your hand in public, he is sayin 'look world, I've got the prettiest, funniest, smartest, most amazing girl in the world right here by my side and she loves me and I love her and we don't care what you think!' enough said.
Cuddling. Our bodies are like puzzles. Girls and boys fit perfectly with each other. Everything from lips to feet fit perfectly together. You know you've got a keeper when you're hands fit well together. Chelsea once had a dream where she held hands with a young man and they just didn't fit! She later ended up dating this boy and it didn't end well. let that be a lesson to all you hand holders out there. follow your dreams.
Macking. everybody loves a good make out sesh, but keep it to a minimum. it's easy to get carried away but you've gotta keep kisses special. As soon as you've stopped kissing because you love him and started kissing because you're horny, it's time to say goodnight.
Cute words. Boyfriends are also great because of their gift to say cute things. Girls love to hear that they are beautiful and that their boyfriend misses them and wants to hold them. Boys know how to work it. Katy and Chelsea have both had the experience of falling for cute words. Word of caution: make sure you're in a relationship before you call for the cutesy tootsie words.
Overall, we love boyfriends. And Chelsea and Katy would both agree that we have the best boyfriends on earth, even if we have to wait 2 years for eternity :)

2:07 PM

Library


The library is a great place to study. Whether you are sick and tired of loud roommates, wanna stay close to the cougareat, or just love to read, it's an awesome place to be. Chelsea loves the commons because she loves to chomp loudly on her food. Katy is a personal fan of reserving a group study room on the first floor-for privacy and quiet. Everyone knows it's nearly impossible to get stuff done in your apartment, but at the library, there's something that comes over you-the spirit of study- that makes you study diligently and get stuff done. It's really incredible. The music and dance library is absolutely awesome. They've got tons of cd's (not necessarily the most recent ones) that you can check out and listen to. There's also a quiet room in the music and dance library that you can study in, if you're into that kind of thing.
the commons. Wanna get married? Hit the commons! you can linger and meet all the hotties doin homework. They love it when you come and sit by them and help them get their mind off of school for a little bit-if you know what I mean.
that's all for the library. Katy and Chelsea think its great. over and out.

12:01 AM

Cramps.


Yes, it's that time of the month again. How do we deal with cramps? two words: ad vil. It always feels best if you lay on your stomach. You might feel like you need to throw up but honey, hold it in. you're already skinny.

9:54 AM

Our Favorite Food Joint on Campus


Today we will stray away from boys for just this short time and tell you about one of our favorite places to eat on Campus. LT Salad & Soup. Their wraps are to die for; most salads they make can be put into a wrap. You have the choice of a spinach, tomato, or garlic tortilla and these things are pretty dang big, they'll fill you right up. Our favorite is the Barbeque Chicken wrap, it's just bursting with flavor! But we have yet to order a wrap we didn't enjoy. Try it, you'll be coming back for more. The only thing we don't love is their rolls. They are kind of dry and chewy, but dip them in ranch and they're still pretty good! In fact, we are going there today.

2:51 PM

How to Spot a Player

Players are everywhere. Even in mormonville Provo. There are some steps you can take in spotting players before they've bumped up your kissing count. Pay attention to how fast they move. If it's the first time you have hung out with him and let's say...you're watching a movie, and he holds your hand within the first five minutes, then proceeds to put your arm around you and cuddle, look out, it's all downhill from there. PLAYER ALERT. even a bigger red flag should go up if he tries to kiss you once the movie has ended. Don't let him. How could he sincerely like you after one night? he just wants some. Never trust fast moving boys. Boys like that will take what they want from you-a nice free make out-and drop you on the side of the curb. bam.


2:29 PM

The Perfect Man

Yes ladies, he does exist. We found him. We won't say his name to protect his identity otherwise he may be swarmed by needy girls. What makes him so perfect? you may ask. Well, he treats Any girl like a princess--not just the one he likes. We have spent time with him and he always opens our doors and pays for us and tells us how sweet and pretty we are. He is always willing to stay up late at night helping us with our problems or coming to the rescue when things get tough and crazy. We are just friends with this gentleman because he is way out of our league, he wants a girl with talents. But what he doesn't know is that we can blog. Anyway, he dresses like a prince, he goes to the gym but is oh so humble about his great bod and masculine face. This perfect man is gorgeous, like a british boy. And he's loaded. He even makes us laugh. What more could you want? Other than the physical stuff, but we can't be too hopeful. Just to know that someone like this exists is enough for us. Don't give up, there's a perfect man out there, but he might not be interested in you. Hope you found this inspiring.

2:23 PM

Love.

Love is a many splendid thing. Love lifts us up where we belong. All you need is love!

That is such a joke. Boys don't really care about you. Their not thinking about your feelings, they're just thinking about what they want right then. Sure, it's fun when they're all nice and sweet, but as soon as they've had enough, you might as well go jump off a plane.

1:57 PM

Katy and Chelsea. Chelsea and Katy.

It's true what Katy says. We are wise, and our thoughts are profound. Soon you will receive so much insight about the world..mainly college and dating, and food. But first we have to figure out what's most important for you to know, so you never get bored. So much is in store for you all.

1:54 PM

Welcome

You might be thinking to yourself...What is this crap? Why am I looking at this? Let us tell you. We are among the wisest girls you will ever meet. Anything you need to know, we can probably help.

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